when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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