ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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