i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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