I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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