What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
