Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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