brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's just like the Real World with babies
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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