Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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