That's intense
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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