so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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