champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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