Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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