quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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