You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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