All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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