A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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