The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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