Duck Duck Cougar?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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