sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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