You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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