At least make sure they are 18
Why
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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