ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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