If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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