So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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