Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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