haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
do herpes really smell.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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