so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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