I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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