I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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