Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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