if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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