I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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