I want to stick my p in your. b.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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