I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
