I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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