You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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