are you still at the devil's house?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My boob is missing a layer of skin
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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