Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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