Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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