Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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