What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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