gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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