What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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