I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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