Well douche your snatch and let's go!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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