Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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