Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
