question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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