Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
