let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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