I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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