real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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