The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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