If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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