YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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