I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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