Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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