I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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